House pub, Zoe Deschanel and drunken idiot.

Don’t remember too much of this dream; the first thing I remember was my work pal (no. 2) had moved into my house.

The rooms were all the same as my current house, except it was huge; it had massive gardens and had a pub underneath and potentially some shops like a market place.

I remember panicking thinking I was going to be late for work, but for some reason this was ok, like I’d had a day off. But it turned out 2 was supposed to be in work and I was trying to get them to go. This was so frustrating.

I went down into the pub/shops area and saw loads of school friends, including my best friend (no. 3) and another girl I used to be good friends with, this girl in my dream turned out that she was actually Zoe Deschanel; and that Zoe Deschanel was a porn star; with lead to my BF explaining that he’d watched these and they were well directed well; this made me curious so we watched one. The film wasn’t even like a proper porn film everything was suggestive and you had guess what was happening in the scenes and everything was dark so nothing could ever be seen anyway.

After I went to see my best friend; her boyfriend was at the bar and bought a big round of drinks; though when he and my BF brought them over mine was wrong; I told 3 this and she shouted at me for being ungrateful. she got out a cig and started smoking; but it looked like she was holding it the wrong way round, for some reason I did the same and she started shouting at me for stealing a cig without asking; which lead to a big argument, I kept explaining I’d done it because if she died that way I would too or something creepy like that. Eventually the argument died out and I went to the bar; I looked out the window and 2 was stumbling around, being very drunk. It looked like he was going to drive himself home, but for some reason I knew he couldn’t because I was driving so I ordered a soft drink. Anyway 2 came stumbling into the pub and shouted shouting his head off but in a happy singy drunk way; and that’s basically all I remember.

Mallory Knox, singing and the cat

Not sure how this dream started, but I remember being in a music venue with the boys band. They were getting ready to play a gig supporting Mallory Knox; I was super excited and help load in and out. Mallory Knox turned up and I was introduced to them; but because I don’t actually know what they look like in the real life. They were all a mixture of people I knew from other bands.

They did a sound check and I was singing along to their songs and they kept pointing at me and cheering for knowing their songs. The lead singer asked me if I could take photos on the night, I agreed and got my phone out but then they gave me this super expensive camera and I got quite anxious as I’m not very good at taking photos anyway. But I accepted and went and sat down to figure out the camera.

As I was sat down, my housemate from 1st year of uni came bounding in; she worked at the venue and she came and said hi to me and I told her to look behind at who was playing and she got excited but also scared. She turned round and screamed and ran out.

I heard a woman say she couldn’t put the 2 bands on as they were rubbish so I ran over and for some reason I knew she was a classical opera singer; I asked her what she meant and she said she thought they were rubbish; we started to have an argument about how just because she thought it not everyone else did and shoved her outside to see the crowd forming; I had apparently got really angry because people were trying to calm me down. Mallory Knox were then on stage playing and I was taking pictures; though in the dream I was kind of watching myself do whilst also being the one taking the pictures, it was like I had 2 views. Anyway everything was fun and exciting and there was lots of dancing and faces being pulled for pictures; but then the lights went out and I couldn’t figure out the flash so I felt like a massive numpty even though I was still taking pictures.

Later on I was at some kind of canteen getting food, all the bands and my parents were sat down and there was one space left. I saw my old school friend queued and realised she would definitely try and steal my space; I got to the server lady and realised it was also another old friend from school; I didn’t particularly want to talk to anyone so I went to the salad bar and got some cucumber and sat down. Every laughed at me for just having cucumber but then suddenly there was loads of food on my plate.

The room also had changed into my dining room at home; I had sat down and everyone was talking about lion king musical and for some reason me and my dad started harmonising and singing circle of life; but as we both can’t sing it was pretty terrible; though Mallory Knox didn’t seem to mind and kept cheering us on, eventually we ended up dancing whilst singing circle of life.

BUT THEN; I saw movement coming from the pantry, we all stopped and we realised it was the cat (Tommy) meowing, the door was open a jar and we knew he can open doors so left him to figure it out himself. a leg came through the crack of the door, then his bum; but the a white furry bit (bearing in mind my cat is all black); we kept watching, and tommy wandered out very wide eyed, with a little parcel on his back. in the parcel was a tiny all white kitten. We all looked at each other confused and Tommy wandered off outside with the kitten attached. My dad wandered into the pantry and came out with half eaten bags of food such as flower and things and exclaimed that Tommy had been sneaking food and cooking. Which both in my dream were ridiculous but also kind of possible.

I went outside to try and find Tommy and he was in next doors garden sat down alone, I tried to go over but then realised it was completely fenced off; my brain tried to make up some kind of reason why Tommy had the cat and why he went outside and why next doors was also fenced off.

my dream then kind of turned into google earth and I could visibly see the gardens from high up and I noticed that next door had sold their land and houses were getting built so I went inside to tell my mum or something, but then remembered the weird incident we had with the cat I stood and thought really hard what the hell he might have been doing but then my alarm woke me up.

It was a pretty boring dream and not one i would normally remember fully but i’m still wondering what the cat was doing with the kitten.

Surfing, Masks and a creepy murderer

It started off with some kind of school sports day group team building thing and I got paired with 2 old school friends; I’ll call them 1 and 2. Anyway we did some events (i don’t remember any of them) though the events were in some kind of old castle place. It came to the last event which was surfboarding obstacle course. We got to choose 3 surf-boarders. the obstacle course was steps with streams running down them and things, slides they had to surf up, all with streams of water like a water park but everything made of concrete not plastic.;very odd. But it made sense in the dream. We had to get to different check points and meet the surfers, i remember seeing surfers going down steps in different ways some running some sitting on the board some stood up. I was stood at the top of a slide and the other 2 in my group were behind on some steps.

2 of the surfers flew past and were having the time of their lives and we were excited we could possible win the race. Everyone else’s surfers came past but we were missing one. eventually our last one came hobbling up the slide and told me she’d stabbed her foot on some pliers and couldn’t go on. I was like ok she can forfeit will just come 2^nd instead.

But 1 was having none of it. we had a massive argument and she was telling me how we can’t lose and I was saying it’s not fair to ruin a professionals life because we made her finish the course and it could ruin her career. I don’t remember what happened but we got back to my school hall and everyone seemed angry at me and there were loads of boys there who I went to school with except one who i’ll name 3. I started screaming at one of the boys saying he was only disagreeing because he fancied 1 and just because he didn’t like me shouldn’t just go against what I was saying and that I was right. Then 3 wandered out the crowd and I went absolutely schizo on him like punching him and slapping him and screaming that it wasn’t fair making someone do this and that the task wasn’t about winning it was about something else and then 2 piped up and cried it was about friendship; she ran off crying and then I got even angrier at 3 for making my best friend cry but 3 kept trying to hug me and I was punching him and crying but then he started tickling me and I was crying and laughing and I fell over and he sat on me so I couldn’t move. THEN 3 said ‘right let’s take her’ and the mood got all dark and sinister.

It turned out 3 was an FBI agent or something and I was taken to this small dark, falling down house in the middle of nowhere possible surrounded by woods; but i couldn’t tell it was dark outside. He told me to sit on the sofa in the kitchen and watch a window, when I saw masks I was to shout and I was terrified; phobia of masks doesn’t help in this situation and it made me really apprehensive. These scarecrow type masks appeared hanging in the window and I was screaming and shaking, shouting MASKS over and over and I was clapping a lot because for some reason knew soon the sound would stop like I wouldn’t be able to make noises anymore, like when you dream you need to shout or speak and the noise doesn’t happen and it gets frustrating i knew that could happen at any point. i was essentially sat on a sofa staring at a window crying, shouting masks and clapping like a lunatic.

A man (call him creep) came in with 2 girls, sat them down and gave them a drink, either he didn’t see me or knew I was supposed to be there. 3’s FBI partner came in and said ‘I’m undercover he thinks i’m with him when I tell you to run, go’. One of the girls gave me their cup i remember it was white and plastic. The Creep dragged the girls to a wooden door toilet cubicle style room and the FBI agent said ‘run’I put the cup down and he told me off saying the creepy man would know I’d legged it and to take it with me.

I got to the hall way and saw a youngish girl she said to follow her so I did; I went up some steps and everything was dark and falling apart and wooden. She kept turning and hushing me because all the floor boards were creaking and she didn’t want the man to hear. i had to do a major cartoon walk to try and stop the floorboard creaking. There was also lots of rooms with TV’s on we had to sneak past, no idea why we had to sneak their might have been people in them but I’m unsure. We got to a room and I said I would go elsewhere (I saw a door I recognized either from another dream or a TV show but I knew it would lead to safety) but the girl persuaded me that I should stay and if the man thinks I’m helping with his kids he’ll be nicer to me and not hurt me. This seemed like a good thing to do, anyway we got in the room and the girl went on her computer and i tried to ask questions about the creepy man but she ignored me.the room was nice and kind of reminded me of the bedroom from Matilda.

Then she panicked, we could hear someone running up the steps and she turned the computer off saying that she’s supposed to be asleep now and the man won’t let go to school so I said we’ll sit on the bed and pretend to read a book. The door flung open and I absolutely shit myself thinking I was about to die. But a little Asian girl came smiling running in and I told her we were just reading and she said she’d just fixed the television and for some reason I knew the girl was the favorite child of the creepy man.i remember feeling or thinking that they should tell teachers at school or i could ring the police but for some reason i knew this would be wrong so i should wait for the FBI to work out children lived there.

Then I woke up.

Holiday, Rollarcoasters and 4eyes

I remember from about half way through the dream; Me, my sister and my mum and dad had gone on holiday, and in the middle we went on a trip to a different holiday destination. We had basically taken our normal luggage and we we’re packing  up to go back to the original holiday place. My parents had decided to get an earlier flight and so had left, leaving me an my sis to get the rest of the things. As we we’re packing a group of boys turned up on a lads holiday (the main one turned out to be my boyfriend). I had finished packing but my sis couldn’t fit everything back in; she kept shouting at me and panicking that she and three suitcases and the aeroplane wouldn’t allow her on with them; i kept trying to calm her down and persuade her to put the smaller suitcase into the bigger one, but she didn’t understand; se te proceeded to ring my dad ad shout at him for taking the wrong suitcase.

I noticed that the kitchen cupboards were all full of parents items, my dream flashed back to us arriving and my mum bringing plates and things just in case; i went through all the cupboards fitting the ites into my suitcase in a Tetris style and i found lots of different cereals which i craved. I finished packing but then decided, because the holiday was shit i would steal the coffee machine. I then went to the fridge, and ended up going water skiing; I kept crashing onto the same person; who then started training me up and i got really good. I then remembered i was suppose to be packing so i had to rush back. I was rummaging through my suitcase trying to find a towel and dry clothes, one of the boy’s from the holiday kept watching me whilst i was trying to get changed and it was really off putting and frustrating.

My parents then came back and we persuaded them to take the spare suitcase and my sis shouted at them for leaving us; we got in the car and i suddenly turned into an 8 year old child looking at the rollercoasters; because it then turned out we’d been to Disney land, the view reminded me of a dream I’d had in the past and i tried to remember it but could only picture the leaving scene and seeing the castle.

I woke up (in real life about 5am) which stopped the dream, but when fell back asleep i was back at the holiday place as an adult. I was working there in the computer department ensuring rollercoasters all worked fine, the department was on a boat and my chair kept flying away from the computer everytime there was a wave.

The person who sat next to me turned out to be the same boy from the other dream (I still didn’t realise who he was in my dream state though) he kept telling me i had a big smile and was quite flirty and we became really good friends but then he moved to a different part of the room, because he wanted a bed to work from, i kept trying to get his attention subtley but it didn’t work.  There were other people at work who i occasionally spoke to but they were all quiet.

I was watching a ride on my screen and saw a little girl had got stuck trying to get on the rollercoaster, I was crying with laughter at the sight but i realised her parents were panicking so i ha  to get her down. I saved her from the ride but then had to close it for safety reasons, causing my boss to worry he was loosing money.

The scene flashed either forward or back to woman, she had got on the boat and was trying to figure a way to sneak in, she found the children lift and so got in there and travelled up to the top deck; on the way meeting my other work mates, who were all massively drunk. She walked to the boss and started shouting and screaming that she was going to sue him for what he had done but everyone was confused. When she turned around I was like wow she has big eyes, like a Bush baby; then i noticed she had FOUR eyes, i was very puzzled because she looked pretty normal, then i noticed someone with 2 noses and another with 8 ears and they all had strange defects; like the polluted fish in the Simpson’s. I then ran off to pack my stuff and leave; the scene then.went.back to the scene where i was packing up with my sister.

This is when i woke up for real in the morning/didn’t have any more dreams, but when i woke up I realised the deformed
people were all characters from Eastenders.