Bridesmaid, Lisa Kudrow and Wolves

I had a dream that lots of my school friends were getting married and I was the just in case bridesmaid for all but then the hotel they got married in kept ruining peoples friendships so everything was really stressful.

It was someone else wedding (who i was also a just in case bridesmaid) which was very bright and colourful but just before there was a problem and i had to run back home; so I robbed a car with Lisa kudrow and we drove really fast home except there was lot of traffic. When we finally got home Tommys (my cat) two other brothers were there and they were playing outside, they were playing tag with a baby wolf but then saw a black and white cat (which Tommy always fights with) and chased it up a tv pole; the baby wolf was friends with the black and white cat and had to howl to get his other friends.

The other wolf’s start to come so we had to get inside and we were shouting tommy and his brothers; because it is a well know fact that wolf’s cannot move over thresholds and barriers which are occupied by nice people; but this is only when the wolf’s are angry and in a pack. (Because normally wolves are very nice cuddley animals)

One of Tommys brothers was stuck outside so we opened the front door and realised he wasn’t safe because the fences weren’t real barriers, so we all tied string around us to create our own barriers and fetched him in; but my dad and one of Tommys brother’s got taken and changed into wolves but I wasn’t worried because when the pack calmed down they’d feel bad and turn them back.

I went back to the wedding as another was finishing and my friends mum sad something horrible so I shouted at her and everyone was shocked and upset. I went upstairs to get changed but I couldn’t find my room or stairs; then I saw another school friend and she had all my stuff so I stayed in her room, she told me the reason she choose to act like a boy was because she did dance she felt too feminine to be friends with boys and i was telling her she didn’t act like a boy and shouldn’t listen to rumours and things.

The next day was the wedding and it was very bright and started over a little water fountain, The bride and her fiance did a little dance and show (about the nativity) and then did a cat walk before the ceremony; then to make vows to each other their bridesmaids and ushers sang each other songs. And I got annoyed so I went into the reception room and then I woke up. 

Drugs, gorillas and Break ups

This dream started at my uni house with my old housemates and boyfriend, some people knocked on the door which i answered, they were druggies that were trying to steal stuff from us so we had to barricade all the doors and windows to make sure they didn’t get in; the whole street were barricading their windows too; but then we were called to an assembly type thing at uni and when we were there loads of people from my high school were there; i was trying to tell my boyfriend and explain things about the people like what i knew and who they were but he was just pulling a scary smiley face but i ignored it, i needed the toilet; the toilet attendant told me to wear a gorilla costume so i didnt scare the animals as the toilets wall was glads and faced a gorilla cage. As i used the toilet roll, sweets fell out, these were distinguished by my brain as acid tablets and so i flushed them all down the toilet.

Later my boyfriend and i got into bed and started watching telly, a program came on about a boat where everyone was swingers and he said to me “oh that’s looks fun” and i laughed but then i was like “what? when i showed you this program before you said it was disgusting whats changed now?” He just looked at me and smiled creepily again and then started rummaging through someone else’s bag that was in the room, because it was a storage room as well as my bedroom or something. He kept finding things and were like oh that’s nice i could do with that and smiling creepily and i was like wtf is wrong with you and then he said “i think i might get snapchat” and i said “i thought we’d agreed not to because of everything getting deleted after and we not being able to see whats been put so we might loose trust” and he were like oh screw it just get it and told me to stop being uptight so i was like fine ill get snap chat and he just stood there with a creepy smile. i then got really cross and said “what is wrong with you if you don’t want to be here just leave stop acting so weird its scary” He picked up the duvet and held it round himself,  about to cry and started saying id broken up with him and so i was defending my self saying i didn’t i’d said to leave because he were scaring me and then he left.

The next morning i had to go to a pub to meet a friend but she never turned up, over the radio the song ‘all by myself, don’t wannabe all by myself’, came on and i started cry and ran out; My top came undone and i was flashing everyone because i couldn’t control my shirt, until i realized i was wearing a top underneath. i was running around for ages and ages trying to find my boyfriend and i saw a friend from uni and i was crying but he just ignored me when i asked him about my boyfriend and was chasing after his sister. Then i saw another uni friend and other people, who told me he was on campus so i started running untill i came across my boyfriend with the second uni friend’s girlfriend, they were like holding each other but drawing on each other, which seemed normal in the dream and i asked to speak to my boyfriend in private and he said no and i said “what, do you want her? shes with (friends name) and she doesn’t want you” and the girls boyfriend said “yeah but she doesn’t kiss me anymore”. Which meant they’d broken up, so i was all panicky about that.

We walked away to talk in private but some people kept following and i kept trying to get them away and my boyfriend was juststaring and creepily smiling again. i told one of the follows she was a horrible frog like whore and she ran away and cried and then i was i shouted at Harold Bishop (from neighbors)  but he didn’t listen and i ended up punching him in his teeth. We went behind a football/tennis court and i kept telling my boyfriend i never broke up with him and to come back to me but he was just like “well I’ve changed i don’t know” and kept calling me a mess. Which i then woke up.

Side note: My boyfriend is nothing like this at all. And i’m sorry names are not given but i don’t think its fair to give names except for celebrities or characters. Also i i copied and pasted this from sending it to my boyfriend so it might not make sense if it says you rather than him.

Zombies, Hugh Hefner and a nuclear bomb

I cannot remember how the dream started, however i think i was being one of the sisters from Charmed. We went to a neighbour’s house which was basically a glass house and she was like a stepford housewife making buns and acting like she was better than us all. There was a loud crash and we saw some zombie like people outside so quickly closed the curtains; the house was surrounded and we first stayed in a room that was like a conservatory but closed all the curtains, whenever a curtain twitched all the zombies saw us and tried to get through the doors and windows because they knew how to control them. It got really bad with the zombies trying to get us so we ran to other rooms in the house where we found an old couple that were supposedly our parents and they told us to get in the bathroom. While we were there we noticed one of our sisters were missing and my brain tried to explain that the third sister was dead.

The old man told us to get in the loft and find a survival kit and Will in there so i climbed up and tried to find everything and i saw there was a vent in the attic. After finding the Will and things we went towards the vent and my dream took me to a department type store.

I started shopping for Bikinis and other holiday clothes trying on tops and things and lots of men were staring at me trying things on and it got me very frustrated, i went and found my boyfriend in the toy area area, but then we heard a crash and people screaming. The zombies had got into the shop. My dream then flashed to a scene where the manger of the shop and a another man were discussing the zombie outbreak and said they would let off a nuclear bomb; my brain explained that being near the metal shelves would stop all nuclear radiation.

My character then walked to an area full of metal shelves and the man seen in my flash back told me get down and stay down untill i am told the radiation is gone. I covered myself with metal shelves and there was a massive blast and fire ball from the bomb and i was told to keep down while a man and woman went to search for living people. My dream then flashed forward to a carpark where i tried to work out where my car was and help a woman with hers.

My dream went on to a scene about the man who owned the shop, there was a woman who was married to the manager and she was trying to spot whether he was cheating, but every woman who came looking for him was her sister so she was very confused. It turned out that the managers partner was Hugh Hefner and all the girls he was bringing home and hiring were his models, and that scene explained why i was being stared at when i was trying things on.

Later in the dream i was at home, waiting fr my boyfriend to come visit and i saw him get off a bus at the right time but then he dissapeared, while i waited for him to come back my housemate kept doing weird things like disappearing or buying lots of things for his girlfriend and lots of people were speculating why he was doing it but i just stared out the window waiting for my boyfriend to get back. He turned up hours  later getting off a bus with some friends, so i let him in the house and shouted at him for being late and was upset because of the zombie outbreak and he wasn’t with me to help in case it happened again.

I don’t remember anything after that but i feel like i dreamt it a few times in the night because i had a feeling of deja vu through the dream.