It started out with me discussing an AI boat we’d got at work with my mate which was built by me and the other senior engineers and I’d done the mini games within the boat, but then it turned out the boat was real and not just AI and I was on the boat at the moment. Then I was given loads of little surprises like old school friends coming to see me and a party and just lots of cute things. Obviously I hadn’t expected these surprised and suddenly everyone was in black tie get up. And I was sat there waiting to be escorted off for a make over to join. I was still in my jamas and no make up at this point. The party started but horribly got overtaken by the casts of cats the musical with Andy Bernand of off the Office US as the lead but His costume was kind of green rather than cat coloured and it was a surprise flash mob thing where they would keep turning up part way through songs with a slowly creapy song and strobe lights. But I was fucking terrified and I could see a little kid and a pupper also scared because it was loud and obnoxious. And I ended up having a panic attack cuddling this child’s dog and crying.
Then eventually they disappeared and I asked my friend when I would be getting a makeover and they all basically said that’s the bit they forgot even though it was a Black tie ball. So I stormed off, upset from the panic attack and from being ugly. And was then walking through a park and realised if I climbed up the doughnutman statue from the Simpsons I’d get to my holiday apartment. I started climbing only to realise he was a blow up version and realised he was deflating so then I had to swing back down to the ground by this time I’d climbed up 12 doughnuts so it was a long ass way. And as I got there Jackie and Jim off of Friday Night dinner started running after me so I legged it and eventually they caught up with me and told me off for vandalism at which point I was too angry so just told them to piss off. Then I went through a snicket and at the top had a epiphany that I could go back in time and all I had to do was die and I’d restart the day and just had to remember to take a beaut dress and do my hair and make up and everything would be OK.
Hamsters
So my boyfriend and i were moving house or something and I remembered we had a pet hamster who I hadn’t cleaned or anything for ages. So I got him out and he was still alive but with loads of babies and lived in a dirty cage.
I went to clean the cage and tried to get hamsters out and put them in smaller cages but they all just kept running away and my boyfriend was just sat on the bed not helping just telling me where they had run. And I eventually rounded them all up and put them in the bath whilst I cleaned their cage.
I found loads of our old clothes in there cage which they had stolen and used as bedding All with holes in and filthy.
I went to the bathroom and found my mum had started running a bath so I screamed at her about the hamsters but only saw one in the bath swimming. I guessed the others had escaped so I drained the bath to save the last hamster. When the water had gone he scuttled to the plug hole and squeezed down it and disappeared forever but I was happy because I knew that’s where they lived in the wild and they would be super happy but we had to wait at least 24 hours to have a bath to ensure they all got out ok.
Murder, waterpark and Kilgrave
Last night i woke up at exactly 3 am and remembered the dream i was having. i tried to remember it all to write but i fell asleep and can only remember the basics.
I was either part of a gang or an undercover cop and was at a party. there were lots of murders at the party and for some reason i was both investigating who was doing it and helping them dispose of the body by sending them to giant food processors. i remember something about it being in a mansion/hotel and there were loads of people oblivious to what was going on and at one point i think i was waitressing.
The next dream i had after i fell back asleep. i was at a water park with 2 of my friends from school, they were trying to persuade me to go on a massive ride which was terrifying and super high. i refused and said I’d watch over there bags. They left their bags on a table and we went to some food court area and tried to get some lockers when i decided i would go on the ride after all. we turned round to get the bags and they were missing. I then decided to go investigating and try and find who had stole them and behind a building i was a man with loads of luggage trying to sell items to a group of massive Chavs. i saw my friends bags and went to confront them when i realized the man who had them was evil. (kind if like Kilgrave from Jessica Jones) I then exited the water park through loads of turny doors and automatic ones that were going far too slowly and had to jump loads of turnstiles which was annoying.
I got to the car park and i only vaguely remember this part of the dream but the evil Kilgrave type guy had a spoon and it was spinning round his face and i realized he could control objects; but i realized he couldn’t control me by this time it had got to night fall so i started to make a plan of how to kill him and then i don’t remember any more of the dream
Vacuuming Ants and going back to uni
This dream occurred a couple of nights ago, no idea how it started
The office room lamp had a big waxy structure hanging; next to which were some ant like things. they were a see through dark red almost plastic looking, with the body of a human and the legs of an ant.
Me and the boyfriend look at them and every time we looked away more appeared and they kept reproducing. We grabbed the vacuum cleaner and tried to suck them all up, more and more kept reproducing and we were swapped with these weird ant things, they kept falling on our faces and crawling on our bodies it was awful. we kept vacuuming up and trying to get rid but more and more were appearing. we made it downstairs still hoovering these ants.
My cat came through covered in them and sat still letting me vacuum him (normally he hates the vac). We realized the vacuum was full of dust and ants and needed emptying. for ages we spent contemplating how to do it and decided to take it outside and empty down a drain; what we hadn’t realized we there were more Ant like creatures reproducing from the office room. i vaguely remember the dream cut like a cliffhanger from a film or TV show and then i was into a different dream.
This one took place at university; i have decided to go back for some reason and was looking round with my parents; i remember panicking about needed to go to another building across the road but couldn’t get in time because it was being demolished.
I went into a room to go to a lecture and i could hear my parents nagging me to set the table i kept telling them i had to go to my lecture it was more important but they kept insisting. I went outside and couldn’t see my parents so i looked over a balcony down some stairs and saw them waiting for me to set a table for tea time. i shouted at them for being rude and went back into the lecture classroom. the lecturer stood up and began talking then the lights went out for a few seconds. i went to turn them back on and as they came on i woke up to my boyfriend turning the bedroom light on in the morning.
Canteen, scary mist and scene changes
I don’t really remember the flow of this dream, but remember the basis, which was pretty scary.
I was in some kind of canteen; it seemed to be a massive place merged with the canteen from UNI and one from work and possibly also some kind of service station.I was sat on a table with people from work eating lunch; I remember being asked if I wanted to go camping.there were also lots of people i knew which I’m sure i might have had conversations with but I don’t remember.
I went to the loo, but the dream seemed to repeat this bit over and over about 5 times, first starting as a nice bathroom and going back to a loud happy dining room; but gradually with each scene, it got worse and darker and dirtier and I had to use a different bathroom, each scene also had a part where music was being played, it was an advert for a new stage show, but for some reason I felt really apprehensive and scared about it. each time the scene ran I went outside after on the way back to the canteen; each time I went outside more overgrown weeds and brambles appeared and it seemed to get darker (not darker as in the sun going down but darker as in darker shades of colour) the final time I went in the bathroom the roof had all collapsed in; there was water everywhere and the light were flickering. I remember walking into a cubicle, shutting the door and seeing a woman walk past the crack in the door, she had a really weird swollen face and she went in the cubicle next to me. I stood still and felt really panicky about the woman and was ready to scream at her if she appears over or under the wall. I walked out to garden and the music had started playing; some kids started walking out a church door and were singing/chanting (I have no idea what the song was but it was something about mist) they all had them mist/vapour/steam things which some catholic priest use to get rid of sins and demons.
They were all dressed in black capes with like h ats, like school girls from Madeline.
I dreamt a kind of memory of it that I’d seen it loads and this time it had freaked me out and I legged it into the canteen area.
It was starting to get dark and I heard the chant about to begin and I could see lots of props people and stage decorators starting to decorate the outside area (which was now some kind of American suburbs with bright green perfect lawns and picket fences.
For some reason I legged it; over the fences and across fields; the props people were watching me; they were all using smoke machines to create a misty effect as I kept running I could feel myself getting closer to the chanting girls and I was so unbelievably scared so I kept running.
I ran to a building, but it seemed to be the same one with the canteen; I ran inside and locked the door and looked out the window.
In the room were some family members and they were cheering on my uncle who came running to the building after completing some kind of assault course.
This part of the dream was super weird. It kept changing from being a happy end of race room where I was with family members to me panicking about being chased or killed by something and trying to barricade the door and being surrounded by other scared people. I remember at one point in the happier scene of the dream I found a fridge and joked it would be funny to remove all the food so the ‘survivors’ didn’t get any, which then jumped to the scary scene I was scared in trying to find any kind of food and the fridge being empty. This kept flashing between the 2 different themes in the dream for ages, but I don’t really remember anything else.
House pub, Zoe Deschanel and drunken idiot.
Don’t remember too much of this dream; the first thing I remember was my work pal (no. 2) had moved into my house.
The rooms were all the same as my current house, except it was huge; it had massive gardens and had a pub underneath and potentially some shops like a market place.
I remember panicking thinking I was going to be late for work, but for some reason this was ok, like I’d had a day off. But it turned out 2 was supposed to be in work and I was trying to get them to go. This was so frustrating.
I went down into the pub/shops area and saw loads of school friends, including my best friend (no. 3) and another girl I used to be good friends with, this girl in my dream turned out that she was actually Zoe Deschanel; and that Zoe Deschanel was a porn star; with lead to my BF explaining that he’d watched these and they were well directed well; this made me curious so we watched one. The film wasn’t even like a proper porn film everything was suggestive and you had guess what was happening in the scenes and everything was dark so nothing could ever be seen anyway.
After I went to see my best friend; her boyfriend was at the bar and bought a big round of drinks; though when he and my BF brought them over mine was wrong; I told 3 this and she shouted at me for being ungrateful. she got out a cig and started smoking; but it looked like she was holding it the wrong way round, for some reason I did the same and she started shouting at me for stealing a cig without asking; which lead to a big argument, I kept explaining I’d done it because if she died that way I would too or something creepy like that. Eventually the argument died out and I went to the bar; I looked out the window and 2 was stumbling around, being very drunk. It looked like he was going to drive himself home, but for some reason I knew he couldn’t because I was driving so I ordered a soft drink. Anyway 2 came stumbling into the pub and shouted shouting his head off but in a happy singy drunk way; and that’s basically all I remember.
Trying to escape and lots of corridors.
Not totally sure how this dream started but I first remember it being in a supermarket. I remember walking round with my parents looking at clothes and we decided to go to a different one. We went to Asda and it took ages for my mum to park the car properly; but I went inside and bought loads of clothes which I then went to a room (which I apparently lived in) and got changed. I walked out the room looking for some jeans as I was in pyjama trousers and appeared to be in a corridor; this turned out to be Uni halls, though it was a mixture of my halls and my old high school corridors.
I ran up the stairs to find some jeans and met someone I went to Uni with, on the stairs; he told me he was running away from the dog and if I saw it to run; this didn’t particularly sense but I agreed to what he was saying, for some reason I turned round and went back down the stairs; at the bottom I saw the dog, so I hid as it hadn’t seen me or so I thought.
I walked through a room which had tables and was full of my old high school friends. I wasn’t walking properly though, I was taking really long strides; as I was my BF came walking along side me asking what I was doing; I told him I had to be quick and that when we got through the door we had to run as the Russians were after us. This was apparently something to do with the dog.
We walked through a door to a corridor and ran; we could here 2 men and the dog running after us. the only way I could run quick was crawl on the floor in a kind of Gollum/the grudge kind of way, it made me feel a bit sick but I was running super-fast. We turned about 5 different corners and kept running down corridors trying doors as we went.
Eventually we got to another door; as I opened it I noticed there was a secret corridor down the left side, I turned and saw the men chasing us go into a room. At this point my BF had turned into a female (possible my best friend) we ran to the furthest room and went in.
In there was a cleaner she saw us and panicked; telling us to leave. There were 2 girls asleep in some beds and I explained we had to hide; she showed us a room and we ran in. I remember seeing out the window we were in a big city like Paris. We went into this room; it was a huge shower room with lockers round the side; one of the walls was just a big curtain, we could here to 2 men talking Russian and trying to move the big curtain so we got on top of the lockers. On there we found some stories from girls, telling us to leave or we would be there forever and abused by some tall long woman and her short Russian men.
We heard the 2 men walked to the door and we ran through the curtain. Next thing I remember dreaming was being outside; there were 6 of us, 3 girls 3 boys and we were running through fields being chased by these 2 men. We had to dive through shrubs and trees and just kept running. The 2 men chasing us kept shouting and laughing saying there was nowhere to go, that we were surrounded by water. We got to a forest and saw a bridge. We stopped here and were discussing to go. The 2 men stopped at the edge of the forest, as if scared to go any further. They told us we’d never make it and they’d tried, they also explained that the field round the bridge was covered in bombs and the bridge didn’t carry on and things like that. We decided to risk it anyway and ran. The bridge ran over a field which was surrounded by slightly deformed ducks and goats, sheep and cows, they were all stood perfectly still.
The bridge stopped, and about 500 yards away we could see the other side of it. One of the boys in the group turned out to be Kevin from the office US; the other was Rick from the walking dead and the other boy was my BF. I didn’t recognise the other girls except they both had long hair and one was brunette and the other blonde.
Kevin showed us how to get across. About 50 years to the right was another bit of bridge, there were metal wires to pull it along, except some were electrocuted and some were long enough. I left them to start making lasso’s and trying to bring the bridge.
I kept a look out and saw a man, covered in mud trying to walk on the field, he looked exhausted. I heard the goat cry and run, standing on a bomb. Feathers scattered everywhere as the bomb went off. The man stepped on a bomb and he just disappeared.
I turned to see the other guys and told them we could walk it. I had noticed a thin footpath and explained if we just stepped on footprints we would be fine as any bombs would have gone off. I kept debating with everyone about this whilst we also struggled getting the other part of the bridge across. I ended up being stood on the field next to the new bit of bridge and saw Rick on it. I shouted up to him to pull me up. For some reason he took off his shirt to do this; he pulled me up and was about to hug me when I saw a child.
The bridge had a door and room on it. I wondered how this kid had got there; it turned out to be Rick’s kid. I walked through this door and was in a house, it was a mixture of all the houses I’ve ever lived in before so everything was all wonky. I sat on the sofa realising I was home. my BF said he was going for a shower so I waited, the shower went off and I ran to the bathroom but then there was an argument between him, his sister and me, apparently they didn’t know who’d been in the shower but it was none of them but they were intrigued with the new lock that had appeared, it was just about to be explained but my alarm went off I woke up.
Mallory Knox, singing and the cat
Not sure how this dream started, but I remember being in a music venue with the boys band. They were getting ready to play a gig supporting Mallory Knox; I was super excited and help load in and out. Mallory Knox turned up and I was introduced to them; but because I don’t actually know what they look like in the real life. They were all a mixture of people I knew from other bands.
They did a sound check and I was singing along to their songs and they kept pointing at me and cheering for knowing their songs. The lead singer asked me if I could take photos on the night, I agreed and got my phone out but then they gave me this super expensive camera and I got quite anxious as I’m not very good at taking photos anyway. But I accepted and went and sat down to figure out the camera.
As I was sat down, my housemate from 1st year of uni came bounding in; she worked at the venue and she came and said hi to me and I told her to look behind at who was playing and she got excited but also scared. She turned round and screamed and ran out.
I heard a woman say she couldn’t put the 2 bands on as they were rubbish so I ran over and for some reason I knew she was a classical opera singer; I asked her what she meant and she said she thought they were rubbish; we started to have an argument about how just because she thought it not everyone else did and shoved her outside to see the crowd forming; I had apparently got really angry because people were trying to calm me down. Mallory Knox were then on stage playing and I was taking pictures; though in the dream I was kind of watching myself do whilst also being the one taking the pictures, it was like I had 2 views. Anyway everything was fun and exciting and there was lots of dancing and faces being pulled for pictures; but then the lights went out and I couldn’t figure out the flash so I felt like a massive numpty even though I was still taking pictures.
Later on I was at some kind of canteen getting food, all the bands and my parents were sat down and there was one space left. I saw my old school friend queued and realised she would definitely try and steal my space; I got to the server lady and realised it was also another old friend from school; I didn’t particularly want to talk to anyone so I went to the salad bar and got some cucumber and sat down. Every laughed at me for just having cucumber but then suddenly there was loads of food on my plate.
The room also had changed into my dining room at home; I had sat down and everyone was talking about lion king musical and for some reason me and my dad started harmonising and singing circle of life; but as we both can’t sing it was pretty terrible; though Mallory Knox didn’t seem to mind and kept cheering us on, eventually we ended up dancing whilst singing circle of life.
BUT THEN; I saw movement coming from the pantry, we all stopped and we realised it was the cat (Tommy) meowing, the door was open a jar and we knew he can open doors so left him to figure it out himself. a leg came through the crack of the door, then his bum; but the a white furry bit (bearing in mind my cat is all black); we kept watching, and tommy wandered out very wide eyed, with a little parcel on his back. in the parcel was a tiny all white kitten. We all looked at each other confused and Tommy wandered off outside with the kitten attached. My dad wandered into the pantry and came out with half eaten bags of food such as flower and things and exclaimed that Tommy had been sneaking food and cooking. Which both in my dream were ridiculous but also kind of possible.
I went outside to try and find Tommy and he was in next doors garden sat down alone, I tried to go over but then realised it was completely fenced off; my brain tried to make up some kind of reason why Tommy had the cat and why he went outside and why next doors was also fenced off.
my dream then kind of turned into google earth and I could visibly see the gardens from high up and I noticed that next door had sold their land and houses were getting built so I went inside to tell my mum or something, but then remembered the weird incident we had with the cat I stood and thought really hard what the hell he might have been doing but then my alarm woke me up.
It was a pretty boring dream and not one i would normally remember fully but i’m still wondering what the cat was doing with the kitten.
Beautiful house and a knife wielding cat
This dream was from a couple of nights ago I can’t remember it fully but bits and pieces keep coming to me.
It started out at my old work, it was a warehouse I worked in picking and packing items when I was a teen. But for some reason in the dream I had to go back there because I wasn’t working at my current job and needed the money. When I got there everyone seemed pleased to see me and their were a few new faces and some from my current job also there. I was doing my job and a few things happened which I don’t really remember. Anyway at one point a girl came in who I work with (call her 1) and her and her boyfriend started working; I went outside, except the outside was definitely not the outside of where I worked it was a really nice area by a canal with like sandstone dry stone wall and was super pretty and countrysidey, kind of Yorkshire dales style. So I was outside possibly sunbathing by now and there was a big kerfuffle inside; people started running out scared shouting he had a knife; by this time the work had turned into a function room or something. anyway 1’s boyfriend came running out with a knife and was being really aggressive; I vaguely remember something about trying to climb over a wall or hide or something. but I turned round and grabbed the boy with the knife, he had sharp finger nails; he turned into a cat and ran into a nearby house. I ran into a house; which turned out to be mine and it was beautiful with big glass walls looking out on the canal and balconies and things. I remember quite well what it was like but really can’t describe but it was very much like a house from the TV show grand designs. I locked all the doors (there was a lot) it was like the scene in scream when drew Barrymore runs round locking the doors, don’t why I remember that.
I heard that 1’s boyfriend was in the house so I went into a study room and waited. A big ginger cat ran in all aggressive so I grabbed it. I couldn’t hold on much as it was struggling a lot and it’s claws kept scratching me as he wriggled. As I was stood there my boyfriend came through the door with a knife in a his hand and the cat slowly started transforming. I don’t remember anything after that; but I remember the house being really nice.
The only reason I remember the dream is because I woke up thinking about how nice it would be to live in that house and watch boats go past from the balcony and how clean and tidy it was; then other parts came to me but I don’t remember much else.
Work, Monkey and Parks and Rec
Not sure how this dream started out; it’s also pretty boring, but I was at work and walked out the office. I got to car park and there was a sign which said car park 1 for nostalgia. I was quite confused and a girl asked me what it was, anyway this girl struck up conversation with me and we discovered the sign was saying that the car park was for people who had worked their 5 years or more or where super old. I noticed down the side of the building there was another side that said car park 3 so obviously we started talking about where car park 2 was. The girl then introduced herself and gave me a hug. She said her name was something like Lennyako. Pretty sure that’s not a real name. Anyway we both walked out the car park and noticed a building site across the road and decided that would be car park 2.
BORING DREAM so far.
I wasn’t supposed to be leaving at that point but got carried away conversing with the girl and decided to move my car.
On the way to the car there were loads of ornament elephants which I was tempting to steal and take home (I collect them).
When I got to the car there was a giant car sized wooden rhino parked behind me and a giant wooden elephant in front so I was angry and like how am I supposed move my car with them in the way. But I found some strength and moved the rhino out the way. As I did a girl (who I work with, will call her 1) got out the car in front and kissed Lennyako. I said to 1 I thought you had a boyfriend and she told me it was over and she was now dating Lennyako. Just as this happened a bus pulled up and loads of people I went to school with got out.
I said hi to them; apparently I was expecting to see them; one girl started talking about different things and making jokes and waiting for people to applaud, which by now there were loads of people queueing for a bus; it turned out her dad was a stand-up comedian so she was trying jokes for him.
Anyway the guy I went to prom with in year 11 came up to me and said I was needed at a bar. Suddenly the dream skipped to me being in a bar with loads of people.
I was told by someone to go in a back room, where Lesley Knope and Ann Perkins off of Parks and Rec were talking; I was shown a mirror and was told it was 2 way; just as that happened some reported came in and I had to pretend I was cleaning or something. The room was super dark and very Victorian so a bit spooky.
The reporters left and Lesley and Ann were still arguing. the dream then skipped and I was in a dark room in a bed; I got up and went for breakfast my mum asked me what all the noise was and I said I didn’t know what she was talking about; then my brain flashed back to a ‘memory’ that I was in bed and my pet monkey had climbed out of his crib and was swinging on a crib that was hung to the ceiling, the room seemed to be the same as the back room in the bar with the dark wood and things; so I told my mum this and she asked me to drive her somewhere. I started to drive her car then the dream skipped back to being in the room with Lesley and Ann arguing.
I looked out the window and saw a water park; this then triggered another dream memory where I had been to the water park as a child.
I looked back at Lesley and Ann and one of them threw something; it landed on a button and the 2 mirror moved out the way and the people in the bar could see in the room. Lesley and Ann were still arguing; but it was about the people in the bar so I kept trying to warn them and when they noticed they just looked shocked. I don’t remember anything else really apart from random snippets like one point I was in a massive food hall, like the harry potter one but I think it was at Disneyland and my cousin was there and something about his girlfriend wanting to me to get rid of the monkey. I think there was a lot of dreaming about the monkey but I don’t remember it.
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